The International Union of Sloopy
Beileve it or not Hario came up with this idea. =P He made up all the rules and ranks and I just approved them and changed them up a bit.
Well anyways here it is...
Rules
1) You must be at least this sloopy to enter. 2) Rank will be determined by sloopiness. The more sloopy things you do, the more sloopiness you obtain. 3) it sank 4) The "File:Sloopy.gif" smiley must be used every hour, on the hour, or you will be forcefully ejected from the IUS with my foot up your ass. 5) penispenispenispenispenis
6) Our lord and savior is Raptor Jesus. To be part of the IUS, you must accept Raptor Jesus as your lord and savior.
7) See rule #6, but replace "Raptor Jesus" with David Bowie, and "lord" with messiah. 8 ) DO NOT ABUSE THE WORD SLOOPY!!! It brings phail and aids to sloopy and gives it cancer. Anyone caught abusing the word loses extra sloopy points. 9) DON'T SPAM File:Sloopy.gif if this topic gets locked again for File:Sloopy.gif spam I'm kicking your asses. D:<
Sloopy Ranks
0 Points: Unsloopy Person 1-10 Points: Torchslug 11-25 Points: Experienced Slooper 26-40 Points: Well-Aquainted Slooper 41-60 Points: Excellent Slooper 61-80 Points: Grand Master Sloopy 81-100 Points: Leever 101-125 Points: Sloopy Soldier 126-150 Points: Quartermaster General Sloopy 151-175 Points: Sloopy Brigader 176-200 Points: Warlord of Sloopy 201-250 Points: Lesser Sloopy Sage 251-300 Points: Elder Sloopy Sage 301+ Points: Invisible Goron
Members
Goron Mask: Invisible Goron Hario: Invisible Goron LudwigVonKoopa: Invisible Goron YagamiMirror: Invisible Goron Arson: Invisible Goron Tyler: Quartermaster General Sloopy Flavio: Elder Sloopy Sage s-kill: Torchslug Dark Paratroopa: Elder Sloopy Sage MALAK: Invisible Goron Enigma: Invisible Goron Elzilcho: Warlord of Sloopy Flar3 Luigi: Sloopy Brigader Rasto: Elder Sloopy Sage Detective Gumhoe: Invisible Goron Logan: Lesser Sloopy Sage ShadowArticuno: Sloopy Soldier Cyper Mario: Warlord of Sloopy Sandslash: Lesser Sloopy Sage ? Block: Sloopy Soldier Twytch: Elder Sloopy Sage Sumakima Josindu: Sloopy Soldier Fireice: Torchslug slayer: Excellent Slooper Slim: Experienced Slooper Larry Koopa: Torchslug TMT: Torchslug Yoshiface12: Unsloopy person Pfargtl: Leever C.A.T: Invisible Goron CBLuigi: Leever
TEH BIBLE OF SLOOPY!
The Sloopy Bible: 1-1
And so, his Sloopiness, this "Goron doth invisible to the naked eye", had been poppin' back a few brews. His Sloopiness, as well as his divine sloopy roomates, David Bowie the wise, and Raptor Jesus the powerful, were poppin' some bags of the grass. Below them, underneath their sacred realm, which those who existed at that time knew simple as "Sloopovia", there lain the Earth, which at that time was pretty much just a big ball of water. His Sloopiness, as well as David Bowie and Raptor Jesus, were playing a round of Brawl one day, when a question among their holy discussion was raised; when they got bored, where would they vent their anger at the MACHIIIIIINE? Yey verily, they gazed upon the ball of water that lay below their realm of Sloopovia. It was vacant, without a shred of life within its ocean. They gazed upon it, and they muttered the holy words: "Hell, why not." And so, the three sloopy figures, their asses glowing with holy power, took their most ancient and mystical artifact, the "Lighter of Sloopovia", and respectively, they put it against all their asses at once. On the count of three, they all let out huge farts, and thus, the Earth became what it had become millions of years ago; The methane gas of David Bowie gave the land its shape, while the fart of Raptor Jesus gave the Earth climates and weather. His Sloopiness's fart, containing pure MAGIC and LSD, gave the Earth its many creatures and plantlife, carving volcanos into the crust, spawning rainforests for miles, and thus, the Earth was born.
The Sloopy Bible: 1-2
The Sloopy Bible: 2-1
One day in the wonderful land off Sloopovia, everyone was wasted high drunk sloopy, however one was so high wasted drunk sloopy he managed to pull off one of the most sloopiest things ever conceived... Here were his words...
"ATTN CITISINZ I WEEL NAO DO TEH SLOOPIEST THINGZ IN TH UBHNIVEDVGHGFBUNIVERSE111"
He then proceeded to damage boosts epona over a fence with 1 piece of cheese while taking pictures of a legendary sloopy buttrfly only found in the pacific ocean if you dance like a retard cause the world to spontaneously combust while eating ice cream with one finger and making pie with your mom while only using a rock and a slice of lettuce when cleaning vomit off the floor with goron mask.
It was a day to remember...Oh and it also killed lotsa people due to cancer.
The Sloopy bible: 2-2
After a while, the sloopovians became bored with earth, and hosted a 9001 year long party involving cows, Brawl, and beer. As it happened, the first humans had children because his sloopiness told them to while he was gone. After that, Adam had a sex change and left to become a whore. Meanwhile, their children had a rivalry. One day the had a 500 month epic battle involving toasters and lotsa spaghetti. At the end, one lived and became king of Bagels and r-ped his mother. Eventually the gods finished their party, and went to see what happened while they left. On their way they saw the new sex changed Adam and therefore crowned her the king of sluts lol.
That sprung an idea. They needed to make the world's first pimp. So, using a condom and a coconut, they made another man who was the lord of pimps.
But then he died.
Sloopy Bible 3-1
One day, QWERTYASDFGZXCVB was bored. He held a sloopy meeting of every being in the world. He decided to invent three things: Sports, which needed the first sport. So he invented masturbation, and porn. Then he needed a sport fan. So he created lazy people
Sloopy Bible 3-2
It was a time of sloopy, but this would become an explosion of File:Sloopy.gif when the great Sloopcario was awakened!
A sloopy man approached the area where Sloopcario rested.
"WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?", Sloopcario booms.
"It is I, the great ASDFGHJKL!"
Sloopy Bible 4-1
One day in the land of Off Topic there was a failure that walked the land, his name was :mr.green: . :mr.green: planned to make Off Topic into a sh!ttascular ferris wheel of phail. But however...the fellow sloopteers Sandslash, MALAK, Goron Mask and many others led by the legendary Sloopcario stood up to this tyrant of suck and attacked him in full assualt with there sloopyness, File:Sloopy.gif's and farts. :mr.green: was hopeless and died of AIDS and Sandslash's sloopy farts. It was a victory well rewarded.
Sloopy Bible 4-2
1nce a pond a tiem dere waz dis partay and sumone sed i r gon tuch ur pee pe. oololololoolololol
Sloopy Bible 5-1
once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away...
There were 3 sloops named Arson, Twytch, and Hario. They were but poor farm boys living on the barren outstreches of sloopovia, otherwise known as Iraqistanovania. These boys sought to find a better life outside of farmwork, and go down the path to enlightenment. Arson found himself to be a great, strong writer, Hario invented the first pinga, and Twytch found his skills in working with Metals, Gears, and many different Solids. With combined efforts, these three founded the very first sloopy church. Arson made many copies of such bible, Twytch made the building, out of many Metals, gears, and solids, and Hario helped spread word, giving many pingas to starving children and teaching the ways of sloopy.
They died in a car accident.
Sloopy Bible 5-2
Dr. Robotink was bored one day after being beat by Sonic somehow for the 93868683th time and needed something to do so the blue hedgehog didn't show up and ruin it. When he eventually did come up with an idea he spoke the famous line: "Tommorrow I'll invent the PINGAS!" And he did. It became so famous the IUOS allied with it. Later in the year 1969 Robotink opened the "American/Canidian/Mexican/Russian/Japanense college of PINGAS" and went on to make Pingas Dogs and their many recipes and types, Bratwurst Pingases, Polish Masturbation, Scratch (Also known as E-176 Phartegant), Mastubation, and Bikinis. So kids when you see a PINGAS, it came from Robotink.
Sloopy Bible 6-1
One day, the sloopteers got hungry and dined in underwhere. File:Hangonto.jpg
Sloopy Bible 6-2
One day, Larry Koopa was walking his dog and it was attacked by a pokeman and it was super effective. This caused Larry to go emo and to blame Yena for no reason what so ever. People then joined in on it and filled Off Topic with lulz, But then then the lulz grew a vegetable tree that gave everyone AIDS causing the lulz to phail. But however, the Invisible Goron Master grew sick of this faggotery and stuck up for the poor 4 legged yiffer and everyone then began to realize that they were infected with teh AIDS. They then searched for a vaccine and found one in Russia which was orignally in Germany which was stolen from Japan. But eventually everyone was cured and John Freeman was a happy zombie goast. =D
Sloopy Bible 7-1
One day this awesome cartoon called Super Mario Bros. Z was made by Lord Alvin-Earthworm. It was so File:Sloopy.gif that everyone watched it. It got up to Episode 5, but Episode 6 was never made. Fags bugged Lord Earthworm for almost a year for it, but then a guy named smbzkiller came in and bugged him so much that he quit. Then the village of Sloopovia became less sloopy...until Sloopcario killed smbzkiller, in the process killing Lord Earthworm as well.
Sloopy Bible 7-2
The Invisible Goron Master was bored one day and demanded Raptor Jesus make him DINNAR, Raptor Jesus responded "Only if you seek thine teh sloopy grail". The sloopy son-of-a Goron Mask excepted Raptor Jesus's quest and set out with MALAK, Enigma, CBLuigi, Dark Paratroopa, Hario, Detective Gumshoe and a bunch of other sloopteers. The first stop was Gamealot! The fellow sloopteers took 500 Ilegal U-turns to reach thine sloopy land but they did. Later...Dark Paratroopa became the devil and The sloopy master himself had to pour David Bowie's piss all over him to turn him back to normal. Night fell, and the fellow invisible gorons infiltrated the Goron's fortress only to be confronted by fellow dickface Luigi-Mario. However the real Luigimario A.K.A C.A.T pulled a ak-47 out of his hat and blew him away with a rata-tat-tat. This woke up the Dodongos and caused CBluigi's feet to taste like toast. The fellow sloopteers survived though thanks thanks to Hario turning into Captain Falcon and kicking the dodongo's scaly fire diarehia stained asses. When Morning struck Detective Gumshoe played Dragonforce and Arson smoked a blunt and set out to look for thine grail...
Sloopy Bible 8-1
Our fellow sloopteers traveled thine land in search of the sloopy grail, they eventually reached a lake. But this was no ordinary lake, this lake was made of pure, delicious, sloopy, LSD tainted Kool-aid, if one were to fall into this lake they would be corrupted by sloopy and go ape shit bananas. Enigma, breaking the 4th wall by listening to everything I just typed right now, jumped into this lake head first only to emerge as the "Fat Albert Asploding Mudkip". With this huge outrageous amount of sloopyness, he made it rain waffles, /b/tards, Sexay lolicon flavored jello, and ShadowArticuno. This in a good sense, made a bridge to help the adventurers cross the lake.
Sloopy Bible 8-2
At last! The fellow sloopteers finally found teh sloopy Grail! But there was one problem however, The grail was out of bounds. So The Invisible Goron Master had to damage boost with epona, a cherry tree, David Bowie's mother, Sloopy boobwiggle man, and a pear named "Fred". IGM eventually reached this grail and he also got his dinnar. WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
Sloopy Bible 9-1
One day in Sloopovia, the invisible Goron masters decided to make some awesome sh!t go down. So they invented a magic kidney. The kidney was made of solid gold, ran on pure MAGIC and farts, and filtered liquids at a rate of 9001 mph/69 kph. It was deemed the magic kidney of pure sloopiness. The Goron elders stewn the magic kidney away in some cold desolate shack in the middle of the artic ring of Sloopivia. Then, 9001 years later, MALAK discovered the shack when he was searching for new ways to spam Kirby's moves in Brawl to piss off more people. He ate the kidney and became SUPER AIDS MALAK, then went on a murderous rampage, shooting piss and blood at all those who have wronged him. The invisible Goron masters were furious, and came down to Earth, and in their mighty vestage, lay down the mightiest, sloopiest smackin' EVAR on SUPER AIDS MALAK, who shit out the kidney in pure pain. David Bowie then consumed the golden vestige of the kidney and got ghonerea. He died from a related death.
Sloopy Bible 9-2
One day the sloopteers got bored. Then they had an idea. "Let's invent something that would make another creation," said one. So they invented SuperYoshi, who in turn created the sloopiness called Youtube Poop. In turn, he invented Mario, the enclosed instruction book, Luigi, spaghetti, the bagel, Yoshi, Link, dodongos, the King, dinner, Ganon, die, Robotnik, PINGAS, and Volvic. Mario and Luigi combined to create I'D THINK HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL!, the first YTP ever made.
Then everyone died of AIDS.
Sloopy bible 10-1
On a dark and stormy day, I walked into an inn accompanied by my usual singing Coyote, Blimpo. The barmaid told me they didn't allow animals, so Blimpo tore out her throat and ate her intestines. After fleeing the police, Blimpo and I changed our names to Chico and Chavez, and went to Guatemala. While in Guatemala, we decided we'd rather be in Canada instead and went there. We met a great deal of Guys, Buddies, and Friends who insisted they weren't. Blimpo, of course, tore out their throats.
After fleeing Canada, Blimpo and I bought a small midwestern farmhouse, and lived together in perfect harmony... UNTIL THE ZOMBIE GOASTS! It turns out the farm was build on a 1964 World's Fair Victim's Cemetery, and they wouldn't stop with their fascination with retro nonsense. After meeting a Snake wearing a bandanna, we fought off the Zombie Goasts and sold the farm to someone who knew what the *crag* to do on a farm. We moved instead to Cuba, secretly starting a Totalitarian Dictatorship, until I lost the country to that damn Castro in a drinking contest. After having our balls handed to us by a man with a beard, we all settled in a little place called SOVIET RUSSIA. After living backwards for many years, we turned our asses back around and came back to the States. After wandering and meeting many interestingly stupid people, we all killed the owner of the farm we sold and went back there to hang with some ZOMBIE GOASTS.
While living on the farm, I discovered a hidden talent - I could memorize the lyrics of every Beastie Boys song ever made... ever. Unfortunately, that got old so Blimpo and I (the Bandanna-Wearing Snake ditching us in Philadelphia) settled yet again in the dumpster behind the Arby's. You know, the one that doesn't suck and doesn't have the waitress with the mustache. God, she's creepy.
Anyway, somehow I inherited a fortune from someone I wasn't related to, bought a computer, and began to fap/visit digibutter. And the rest is history...
Sloopy Bible 10-2
It was a peaceful day in the fields of sloopivia, birds sang, peasants danced and Sloopcario used his sloopy aura mediation powers to create pr0n in his head to keep him content. He continued this practice for 4766746 hours intill he loudly spoke "F**K it, I'm going to a bar to get hammered!!". He did just that and there he met speedycat. Speedycat and Sloopcario grew an affection for each other and had a child which today is known as "Sloopy Cat".
Sloopy Bible 11-1
Now, this is a story all about how My pen0r got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the king of a town called Sloop-Air
In east Goron City born and raised On Digibutter was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And damage boostin outside of the school When a couple of mods who were up to no good Startin' jailing brotherz in my neighborhood I got in one lil flamewar and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Sloop-Air'
I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said sloopy and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab smells like cher But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Sloop-Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 9 And I yelled at a hippie 'Yo homes this weed is mine!' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on my throne as the king of Sloop-Air!
Alliances and sh!t like that
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