The International Union of Sloopy

Beileve it or not Hario came up with this idea. =P He made up all the rules and ranks and I just approved them and changed them up a bit.

Well anyways here it is...

Rules

1) You must be at least this sloopy to enter. 2) Rank will be determined by sloopiness. The more sloopy things you do, the more sloopiness you obtain. 3) it sank 4) The "File:Sloopy.gif" smiley must be used every hour, on the hour, or you will be forcefully ejected from the IUS with my foot up your ass. 5) penispenispenispenispenis 6) Our lord and savior is Raptor Jesus. To be part of the IUS, you must accept Raptor Jesus as your lord and savior. 7) See rule #6, but replace "Raptor Jesus" with David Bowie, and "lord" with messiah. 8 ) DO NOT ABUSE THE WORD SLOOPY!!! It brings phail and aids to sloopy and gives it cancer. Anyone caught abusing the word loses extra sloopy points. 9) DON'T SPAM File:Sloopy.gif if this topic gets locked again for File:Sloopy.gif spam I'm kicking your asses. D:<

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Sloopy Ranks

0 Points: Unsloopy Person 1-10 Points: Torchslug 11-25 Points: Experienced Slooper 26-40 Points: Well-Aquainted Slooper 41-60 Points: Excellent Slooper 61-80 Points: Grand Master Sloopy 81-100 Points: Leever 101-125 Points: Sloopy Soldier 126-150 Points: Quartermaster General Sloopy 151-175 Points: Sloopy Brigader 176-200 Points: Warlord of Sloopy 201-250 Points: Lesser Sloopy Sage 251-300 Points: Elder Sloopy Sage 301+ Points: Invisible Goron

Members

Goron Mask: Invisible Goron Hario: Invisible Goron LudwigVonKoopa: Invisible Goron YagamiMirror: Invisible Goron Arson: Invisible Goron Tyler: Quartermaster General Sloopy Flavio: Elder Sloopy Sage s-kill: Torchslug Dark Paratroopa: Elder Sloopy Sage MALAK: Invisible Goron Enigma: Invisible Goron Elzilcho: Warlord of Sloopy Flar3 Luigi: Sloopy Brigader Rasto: Elder Sloopy Sage Detective Gumhoe: Invisible Goron Logan: Lesser Sloopy Sage ShadowArticuno: Sloopy Soldier Cyper Mario: Warlord of Sloopy Sandslash: Lesser Sloopy Sage ? Block: Sloopy Soldier Twytch: Elder Sloopy Sage Sumakima Josindu: Sloopy Soldier Fireice: Torchslug slayer: Excellent Slooper Slim: Experienced Slooper Larry Koopa: Torchslug TMT: Torchslug Yoshiface12: Unsloopy person Pfargtl: Leever C.A.T: Invisible Goron CBLuigi: Leever

The Sloopy Bible: 1-1

And so, his Sloopiness, this "Goron doth invisible to the naked eye", had been poppin' back a few brews. His Sloopiness, as well as his divine sloopy roomates, David Bowie the wise, and Raptor Jesus the powerful, were poppin' some bags of the grass. Below them, underneath their sacred realm, which those who existed at that time knew simple as "Sloopovia", there lain the Earth, which at that time was pretty much just a big ball of water. His Sloopiness, as well as David Bowie and Raptor Jesus, were playing a round of Brawl one day, when a question among their holy discussion was raised; when they got bored, where would they vent their anger at the MACHIIIIIINE? Yey verily, they gazed upon the ball of water that lay below their realm of Sloopovia. It was vacant, without a shred of life within its ocean. They gazed upon it, and they muttered the holy words: "Hell, why not." And so, the three sloopy figures, their asses glowing with holy power, took their most ancient and mystical artifact, the "Lighter of Sloopovia", and respectively, they put it against all their asses at once. On the count of three, they all let out huge farts, and thus, the Earth became what it had become millions of years ago; The methane gas of David Bowie gave the land its shape, while the fart of Raptor Jesus gave the Earth climates and weather. His Sloopiness's fart, containing pure MAGIC and LSD, gave the Earth its many creatures and plantlife, carving volcanos into the crust, spawning rainforests for miles, and thus, the Earth was born