The Rise of King Bowser

Bwahahahahahaha!

It all comes together- and I'm revealing it on the day when Lord Faker fell, too!

All these months, carefully plotting my rise to a position in power in the site... it paid off!

But I needed to secure my position- but now, I guess it's alright to reveal my DASTARDLY SCHEME.

The one you know as "Lord Crump" was actually ME, the evil King Bowser in disguise!

You see, I wanted to a position of power in the site- a moderator. So, I disguised my identity as that of a Starship X-Naut character.

Lizard Lip would never distrust a character from his favorite Sci-Fi series!

I was able to use my influence to recruit another koopa-related member to the moderation force, but sadly, he must leave.

BUT IT'S NOT OVER.

MY EVIL INFLUENCE WILL BE FELT MORE THAN EVER BEFORE!

New mods will eventually be recruited... and what will they be? KOOPAS.

Yes, my goal is to put Koopas in to a position of power on the site! It's all part of my grand scheme to TAKE OVER TEH INTERWEBZ!

Bwahahahaha... if Lord Faker or Fat, Bloated Ugly Idiot ever returned, they'd be in for a big surprise...

BOWSER OUT.