PIGNEWTON'S FINNEOUS LUMPTUOUS RUMP

AND ALSO SPRACH PIGNEWTON "LET THERE BE SOUP" AND THERE WAS POOP AND HE WENT TO THE STORE SEARCHING FOR PINAAAAAAAAPPILLIANS WHEN THE EVIL SHUBBUDUB MCGLOOFINGTON WENT PIE BYE SAID THE BABY THAT THE PORCINE APPRENTICE WAS CARRYING LEST YE BE EATEN BY CALAMARI RINGS.

PIGNEWTON THEN COMPREHENDED HOW MANY APPLES WOULD IT TAKE TO CHANGE THE DIAPER KING'S FROG BUT WHEN HE SPOKE THERE WAS NOTHING BUT HAM AND HAM CAM BAM SLAM WENT THE FLUBBY GOOGOOBABALADYGAGA SUPERFLUSH TOILET.

POOTSTICKS SAID PIGNEWTON THE WISEST OF THE WISE MEN OF 1994 AND THUS BLADDERS WOULD TRANSFORM IN TO ANGELS AND BRING PEACE TO THE VALLEY FOR ME SOME DAY.